Posted by
Conservative Soldier on Monday, May 19, 2008 5:37:07 PM
By The Conservative Soldier:
Now that Illinois Sen. Barack Hussein Obama has concluded that Iran is a "tiny" country (like Venezuela and Cuba and, presumably, like Germany and Japan in the 1940s), and that we really ought be doing shots and beers with Iran's rather compact little dictator, what else will he try slipping past bitter, God-fearing, Second Amendment loyalists along the campaign trail?
Global warming is a tired issue from the Clinton era. Global shrinkage, now that's troubling.
Rev. Wright's church isn't as big as you think. It's so tiny, I couldn't find it most Sundays. And though Rev. Wright's mouth is big, the hatred spewing from that mouth is really quite minuscule.
We should only raise taxes dramatically on a small number of people.
Chances are slim that every George W. Bush speech is not an attack on me.
Bill Ayers' detonated very small bombs. The time I have spent around him was, indeed, tiny.
The threat to America posed by radical Islam? I'm thinking pretty small.
And, furthermore, why is Ted Kennedy still in the hospital? It was only a small seizure.
In fact, my fellow Americans, when you really stop and think about it, it's a small world, after all.
(As the bands strikes up the Disney classic tune, Obama breaks into song)
It's a world of NAFTA, a world of tears
It's a world of dopes, who are shooting deers
Iran nukes? I don't care
Are you folks not aware?
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
Let's give Tehran a friendly call
My VP should be Ron Paul
It's a small, small world
There's just one U.S. and one golden sun
And Barack means friendship toward everyone.
Ahmadinejad can't hide
All that love trapped inside
It's a small, small world