Posted by
Conservative Soldier on Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:31:17 PM
By: The Conservative Soldier
We're about to be pushed back, almost on time, from a gate at RDU International in North Carolina the other day when The Captain, in his best I-am-a-Senior-Pilot-with-a-vault-full-of-worthless-stock-options tone, announces we'll be delayed.
Why the delay? Conservatives, of course.
North Carolina's iconic conservative, Sen. Jesse Helms, died on the 4th of July. Not a Yankee Doodle, but a dandy for sure. His funeral was July 8 in Raleigh. An hour or so before the departure of our Chicago flight, Vice President Dick Cheney jetted into RDU aboard Air Force Two (a winglet-enhanced Boeing 757) to pay his respects to Sen. Helms.
As Air Force Two descended into RDU, the airspace in the vicinity was sealed, leaving planes such as our American MD80 in a holding pattern. As soon as VP Cheney was off the tarmac and headed to the Helms service, the airspace was re-opened and a number of flights were vectored for landing.
As the pilot explained, all of these planes came in at once instead of at their normal staggered times. (A few minutes is staggered, apparently). We would be delayed 30 minutes because the luggage from the inbound flight was still in the belly of our MD80 even though the passengers had long ago assembled in baggage claim. While they paced, we sat, for even more than 30 minutes. All of the incoming luggage finally came off, followed by the loading of the outbound luggage.
Over the PA, Disgruntled Senior Pilot suggests there was not sufficient ground crew to handle the onslaught of incoming flights (all three or four of them). "If you want to complain," he added, "I guess you can write a letter to the Vice President."
In any case, this Lib Hugging Un-American pilot had no chance at winning the Sound Bite of the Week award.
That prize already belonged to the pilot of Sen. Barack Hussein Obama's aircraft, an MD80 charter from the Midwest Airlines fleet. It made an unscheduled stop in St. Louis en route to Charlotte, N.C., on Monday because an emergency escape chute deployed in flight from the rear section of the aircraft.
The pilot explained the decision to put down in St. Louis by saying, "We detected a little bit of a controllability issue."
Apparently the Obama talking points people got to the pilot before he gave the honest answer, which would have been, "We didn't know if we could keep this massive, aging airliner, moving at 500 mph, from nose-diving into a Missouri cornfield, so we landed as quickly as possible."
Got to love that they had an emergency over the battleground state of Missouri. If I'm Sen. John McCain my first move is to get this ad on the air ASAP: "He tried to fly right over the Show Me State. Only a mid-air emergency compelled Sen. Obama to set foot on Missouri soil. Will Obama always wait for crisis before he reaches out to you?"
A lot of good material here.
Sen. Hillary Clinton had chartered the same aircraft before bowing out of the Democratic race. I think I 'd have flown commercial before loading my staff and the press corp onto that charter. Another judgment red flag against the Obamas, I say. Bill sits near the back of the plane, doesn't he? Isn't that where the youngest tenured female press sit? Who knows what buttons he was fiddling around with after a few vodka tonics.
And you had to love the fact that the emergency was set off by a rear escape chute deployment? Did someone in the Obama inner circle decide he'd had enough, right then and there (a la the infamous 1971 hijacker/thief D.B. Cooper, who "escaped" by parachuting from the rear stairs of a 727 over Washington state)? Was Obama trying to drop anti-McCain leaflets over the midwest? Were the sacks of multimillion-dollar campaign contributions they tossed in the back simply too heavy for the rear door mechanism to withstand?
We know that Midwest Airlines is famous for serving its commercial passengers freshly baked chocolate chip cookies in flight. So, presumably, the cookies on Obama's Monday flight to Charlotte were only half baked.
Need we say more?